too wrecked, too wracked, I'm sorry

Would anyone, please, be willing to come finish the pirate ships? I can't.. I can't do it alone. I'm sorry, but I can't.

I can tell you how they need to be built, what needs to be done. We have almost all the materials, minus blue glitter, two screws, and silly string.

Addendum: Pirate after-party confirmed at El Cocal! Grog and shanties at six p.m.