You know what, Stuart? I like you, you're not like the other people here, in the trailer park.

Just a quick note, as I continue to smash my brain into my destroyed CV, (anyone masochistic enough to help me? I fail at resume writing like I fail at kicking puppies):

Wow. Have any of you had the dubious pleasure of catching the Fox "News" report on Kurt Vonnegut's death?

It's really quite something. Not having a television, I tend to underestimate what it's like.