I'll see you where it's bold

That 1 Guy's remaining 2007 tour dates:

December 1, 2007 - Fort Worth, TX- 6th Street Live
December 6, 2007 - Calgary, AB- The Liberty Lounge
December 7, 2007 - Edmonton, AB- Starlite Room
December 8, 2007 - Winnipeg, MB - West End Cultural Centre

Five things you might do with “all that ass”
1. open a modest home ass business
2. serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
3. hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
4. make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
5. give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks