the magic of modern tracking technology tells me my costume is currently in des moines

One of the many, (you'd think unexpected), things we accomplished during Sunday's epic bed-sit stay in was to finally nail down what we're going as for Hallowe'en. After hours of hare brained ideas and methodically poring through costume sites, we finally decided that Tony will go as a blindfolded knife-thrower with terrible aim and I'll be his lovely knife studded assistant! Tah-dah! Fun without slut, a pinch of the circus, (which, if we had a Thing, would likely be our Thing), and due to last year's costume mix-up, I've already got the boots.