as an afterthought: we need a movie with tilda swindon AND adrian brody

[foxtongue]

King Kong didn't have enough Adrien Brody, dinosaur punching or kicking ass for the lord to excuse the length, let alone the blatant racism.

It started out with a Al "blackface" Jolson singing I'm On Top Of The World, then moved onto an island, populated only by the darkest natives that special effects money could possibly buy, where all the ethnic characters conveniently died in less then ten minutes. I was amazed. Also, could she possibly scream a little more? I don't think there was quite enough. Please, take yourself more seriously, because audiences don't like 100 million dollars movies about giant apes that aren't burdened with poignant scenes of ice-skating with toy women.

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[banjomensch.livejournal.com]

8 is enough to comandeer a larger oceangoing craft. we could defrag all the childers in there, when the need arises.

alternatively, we could use one of BC's many small uninhabited islands to set up a port for ourselves.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

True, though it's a wee bit chilly here. Wouldn't it be much more exciting to set up in the Phillipines?

[banjomensch.livejournal.com]

ooo! I like the way you pirate!

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I have been promised that when my friends get their evil island HQ, I get to be in charge of human resources. I will have a clipboard and a cat-suit.

[banjomensch.livejournal.com]

that's basically the awesomest thing I've ever heard.

sigh. because of this conversation, my gmail is now given me context ads about defragging software and the new pirates movie..

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I remember when Gmail came out and suddenly everyone decided it was Teh Bestest Thang Ever, Dude! and I pointed out how annoying it would be to have spiders crawling through correspondances all the time and no one believed me.

[banjomensch.livejournal.com]

indeed. At one point, I was really confused, because whenever my then-partner emailed me, the ads would be for rene magritte prints, my favorite painter. later, I figured out it was because her signature line was "ceci n'est pas un pipe." I was basically spooked.

[banjomensch.livejournal.com]

fyi, I'm driving up to the bay area now, plausibly the best thing about america. as such, I won't be able to fire back the mega-quick response for which I am famous.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I haven't been to the Bay Area in many years and I was only there briefly. I rather regret that I havent' managed ot find my way there again. It seemed so beautiful.