sam's making me listen to a swing orchestral version of the bond theme, this doesn't bode well

[foxtongue]

Does anyone know if the Livejournal Feed for We Make Money Not Art?

I feel lit by the fall-out from my computer screen even when I'm on the bus. It's how I haven't been writing. The result is a litany in my head of things to write, moments to mention; the man in front of me with the fleshy ears and the Orson Wells voice who, when I looked back from the doors to see what he looked like, had lips flecked with foam, or the person at the party whose business partner had bitten out his girlfriend's eye or how the mail delivery woman has, unsolicited, lent me her favourite novel. I've simply been too busy, though in a vague sort of way. I haven't set aside any time for self-care. My room is a clutter of other people's DVD's, other people's clothes, other people's books. My laundry is threatening to implode, to cede from the country, to sprout new tendrils of species, to metamorph from silk and lace into sweat-pants and ugly knit sweaters made of reconstituted newspaper clippings of uninteresting murders. I even have dirty dishes. Only a few cups and possibly one crusty fork, but an obscenely slacker sort of thing for someone who never manages to cook a meal when single.

Watch this.

Comments

Re: 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

I believe I may be a little on the drunk side. A 'phone of experiences'? What the hell what did I mean by that?

Re: 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

I used to love the idea of having more arms. Those parents will probably cut the child's arm off. As mine would have if I were born with more arms than normal. As I probably would if my child had more arms than normal. But still. Wouldn't it be awesome?

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I can't help but think of painting the child wild colours and relaesing him onto the world as an indian diety.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Totally. Shiva had a child with a mortal.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

are your "weapons" going to get across the border?

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

My 'weapons' are maybe going to make across the border. They will let me know in the next five to six weeks.
Bloody governments. I understand what they're saying and they probably have a huge workload but I mean I'm here for them, y'know what I mean? I'll file the spikes down. I just want to see them! I just want to try them on once and take some pictures. Ah well. We'll see. They definitely won't be here in time for the masque. Boooooo.