I felt I needed a chatty, rather useless post

[foxtongue]

⁴

Quantum Computer may debut next week.

My room looks like it was hit by a bomb from the wrong side of the gypsy tracks. Dominique came over, brought me valentine chocolates¹, and finished off the bottle of wine that Michael² left while I was packing. Evil, it was all evil, and delightful, and delicious. We didn't pillow-fight in our underwear, but she flashed her panties, which were so rock-star that she broke my webcam.

Things discovered whilst packing: I have significantly more knives than I remember, but considerably fewer movies.
Whosoever has my films, this is the time to return them.

I'm beginning to think I can pack my entire collection of belongings into less than eight boxes. I'm going to try and slim it down to six, so if there's ever been a non-essential oddment in my room that's caught your fancy, this might when you want to say so. Guests are having small gifts pressed upon them, random possessions coming to light that I no longer have a use for - music, books, movies, bins of sidewalk chalk, small ceramic squirrels³... The list continues. I've started a free-box that I'm going to put in my hallway for people to paw through. It may even eventually move to the lobby.

Merry Lupercalia!

¹ my first in two years, but they're lindt, so worth the wait
² worst picture ever, he's rather more attractive
³ my relatives back east were under the misapprehension that I was stuck at age 6 until I went back to live there in 2000. all gifts that arrived previous to that either had pink, kittens, or both in prodigious quantity. now I simply don't get any.
⁴ here's her x-mas video.

Comments

[inri33.livejournal.com]

I have your copy of Brazil. I have mentioned this to you a couple times, you have to come get it.


And oh my god how have I never seen those before. Those are hilarious! Who made them? Looks like mtv?

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Yes, but who has any of my three copies of Quills, for example? I've got less than half my movies still, the rest have been borroweed off into the sunset.

I've no idea, though I wouldn't assume MTV. The moment with the twinkie burned into my brain.

[inri33.livejournal.com]

There's an mtv logo at the end of the video.

Wikipedia concurs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunky_Pam

victoria doesn't keep my secrets either

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Wicked, she's a member of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby.

Re: victoria doesn't keep my secrets either

[jason0x21.livejournal.com]

Damn straight she's a Derby Girl

Re: victoria doesn't keep my secrets either

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

For thousands of awesome pictures of Roller Derby girls, go here. There are some fantastic action pictures.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rollerderby/

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[mad-and-crazy.livejournal.com]

Hooray for Dominique. If she gets you naked, take pictures.

fussy

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

THe recent pictures haven't been enough skin for you?

There's never enough skin! NEVER!

[mad-and-crazy.livejournal.com]

I'm hedging my bets. Suppose Dominique DID manage to get you naked (she being the mistress of persuasion that she is) and I *didn't* ask for pictures? Then I learn about it, weeks later, by which point you've had a lover's tiff and she's run off with a platinum-haired diner waitress named Yngvi, and the moment is lost, never to be found, never to be captured on glorious celluloid...

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Can we post-date the Seattle chocolates by two months?

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I've still got one of her chocolates left, it's like I'm hoarding it against the day I finish taht fudge.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

So, what, like four months? ;)

[issapriest.livejournal.com]

"but she flashed her panties, which were so rock-star that she broke my webcam"

This sort of reminds me of something a second uncle said, that he "saw a woman who was so beautiful that I nearly fell down the stairs". Something missing somewhere...
Step 1: See beautiful woman
Step 2) Nearly fall down stairs

Then again, maybe nothing's missing!

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

No, that makes sense to me. I've been in the same room with women so beautiful I couldn't talk, I'm sure it's similar.

Attention

[issapriest.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when something takes up so much of one's attention that one is effectively diabled! LOL

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

I have a sneaking suspsicion that the half-filled gold-headed glass jar musk rabbit might not make the cut. : )

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

The world is full of possibilities, some more liklely than others.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

in bed.