a quick, useless note before bed: we're all related because we say so

[foxtongue]

I have decided my family tree isn't even a bush. It's a tesseract. My day began crawling out of bed at Alastair's, (who briefly dated Kelly, one of Antony's co-workers), stealing a pair of his pants, coming home, slipping on the corset Antony gave me over one of his left-behind shirts, then taking part in my godmother Silva and her partner Amber's coyote-blessed Jewish/Hopi wedding. (Where I found out that her nephew used to be my friend Elliot's wife's roommate for many years). After the wedding was concluded and the reception wrapped up, I was dropped off by my not-actually-aunt Terry, (one of Silva's best friends), at Eaon's birthday party, (who was best friends with Silva's ex-partner's daughter), who then introduced me (to simplify things) as his sister-in-law on the basis that he's slept with my not-actually-sister, the ex-step-daughter, and I've slept with his not-actually-brother, Antony, so therefore...

I am beginning to believe I have reached a social event horizon.

To tie it all together in a nice neat loop, last time Antony was in town, I brought him to Silva's for nummy birthday cake. (And with that, the use of the word nummy, (is that even in the dictionary?), I am giving up and going to bed. Night all. Congratulate Silva here and Amber here)

Comments

[fastfwd.livejournal.com]

I am beginning to believe I have reached a social event horizon.

Thank you. This is exactly the term for it.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I've used it before. It's incredibly useful to the right sort of person.

[amethest.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, you've gone past your social event horizon a long, long time ago.

You've actually managed to completely split and reverse your social standing in an alternate universe, meaning that there's a universe somewhere in which absolutely, nobody, has ever heard of you...

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

You mean like before the year 2000?

[amethest.livejournal.com]

pfft, linear time thinker!

[robbat2.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, it's full of stars.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it. Give me a little more time. I need to finish my book first.

[amethest.livejournal.com]

*Appoints herself a Jhayne missionary, and goes off to Mongolia where they only have one ISP to spread your words*

[natowelch.livejournal.com]

So does that mean you're your own grandpa?

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I wasn't the one who switched genders.

[amethest.livejournal.com]

"No difference, no difference at all really, just a different sex..."

[jason0x21.livejournal.com]

At some point in the extended family/friends/lovers group, we realized that the reason we were so amicable together even post breakup/hookup/dustup is that we couldn't afford not to be, and that either we love each other too much not to forgive, and/or it's too scary out there on yr. own.

We send scouts out once in a while. For the most part, they come back.

It's nice to know there's aways a place you can get waffles.

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I've only a few that fall under that category, sadly. I love them dearly.

[babykarret.livejournal.com]

P.S. I once took a class with Silva. More connections! :D

awesome

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Oh come on.. what?!

Re: awesome

[babykarret.livejournal.com]

Remind me to tell you about it when I come measure the room. Which I will be in touch with you about. ;)