for the record (yes there is video no you can't see it)

[foxtongue]

HIVE3 was as entertaining as ever, yet in spite of the pushy blow up doll horror movie incident, the near death experience, the cupcake rape-baby incest kiss, and the skunk suicide therapy, the most epic thing I witnessed this weekend was in my apartment: late yesterday afternoon, Lung manfully inflicted a brilliant and surpassingly brave four minute lapdance upon Victoria, my very surprised mother.

Lung's astonishing strip-tease started mildly, with slow hip swings and mild gyration, but gained momentum as clothes came off, until he was throwing pants at my head and using his belt to better capture my mother, finally finishing with a shocking yet shamefully victorous Full Monty flourish of his genitals.

No word yet on if he left on his socks.

Comments

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I think my favourite part was when my mum got up to dance with you, as if you were part of some modern art piece.

[babykarret.livejournal.com]

I was sad to have missed tea! I stopped by the apartment at noon and no one was home...hope it was cake-alicious! (And sooooo sad to have missed HIVE too.)

[bloodykitty.livejournal.com]

haha! they were wrong! i was NOT the first person to arrive!

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Ah! I had to run and get cake with Becca, we left the boys behind at breakfast to hurry home in case there were people to let in. Sorry we missed you!