Dreampepper

So here's something fun. Tony left himself logged into Facebook on my computer when he left on Monday, which means I can do anything in there I like. So far, as I am well known to almost exclusively use my evil powers for good, I have only been toying with his status updates. The mischief so far:

Tony Jackson is still logged in at Jhayne's. STILL. (She types, waving to him over in Seattle.)

Tony Jackson would like to be referred to from now on as Le Dude.

Tony Jackson is rhyming for his brothers on the corner.

Tony Jackson (otherwise known as Le Dude) is giving up kilts.

So far, I am most curious regarding how many hapless bystanders will believe the last one, as it's truly the most far fetched statement I could realistically make. I could claim Tony is going on a trip to Zambia tomorrow and it would still be more believable than the idea he might abandon his precious man-skirts. So far, I've already hooked... two? I'm looking forward to the morning, to check in and update with more silly things.