Dreampepper

"We tried traps. But the cat is too stupid for standard moosetraps--I'm afraid she'd get caught--and the glue traps were just tragic. There's nothing like pulling out the fridge and seeing a dejected ton of moose huddled in the corner, looking at you with enormous brown eyes, each hoof glued solidly down to the floor."

Update on Sub-Genius Child Custody Case.

GM is running a contest to "make your own" commercial for the gas-guzzling Tahoe SUV. General Motors has teamed up with Donald Trump's 'The Apprentice' franchise to create a website that allows prospectives to make their own commercials online. The website allows readers to select backgrounds, video shots, and input text in an attempt to win prizes. Instead, they are getting justly served. The internet is finding it's own uses. Common sense says these won't be left up for very long, so steal them now.

one, two, three, four, five, six.

edit: the best one is the one my roommate Graham made, here.