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foxtongueKing Kong didn't have enough Adrien Brody, dinosaur punching or kicking ass for the lord to excuse the length, let alone the blatant racism.
It started out with a Al "blackface" Jolson singing I'm On Top Of The World, then moved onto an island, populated only by the darkest natives that special effects money could possibly buy, where all the ethnic characters conveniently died in less then ten minutes. I was amazed. Also, could she possibly scream a little more? I don't think there was quite enough. Please, take yourself more seriously, because audiences don't like 100 million dollars movies about giant apes that aren't burdened with poignant scenes of ice-skating with toy women.
It started out with a Al "blackface" Jolson singing I'm On Top Of The World, then moved onto an island, populated only by the darkest natives that special effects money could possibly buy, where all the ethnic characters conveniently died in less then ten minutes. I was amazed. Also, could she possibly scream a little more? I don't think there was quite enough. Please, take yourself more seriously, because audiences don't like 100 million dollars movies about giant apes that aren't burdened with poignant scenes of ice-skating with toy women.
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Date: 2005-12-20 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-20 04:31 am (UTC)FAYE FAYEEEE!!!
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Date: 2005-12-20 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-20 08:36 pm (UTC)*ahem*
Be sure to check out the movie, too. Higher production values, some excellent fights. It takes place just before the last episodes of the series so everyone's still there.
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Date: 2005-12-24 03:41 am (UTC)Damnit woman! If you finish that series, then I`ll probably have to watch it from the beginning again some day.
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